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The Skonk
By Smaktakula In preparation for our upcoming multi-part investigative series on modern whoredom, Skanks In The Crosshairs, the Promethean Times Research Staff spent hundreds of man-hours reading...
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Somali Pirates Claim Record Jackpot
By Smaktakula There's Never Been A Better Time To Be A Pirate. Things haven’t looked this good for corsairs since the days of the Barbary Pirates. A group of Somali scalawags recently raked in a...
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This Day In History: July 2, 1776 CE
On which the Founding Fathers tell the tyrant King George III what he can do with his onerous taxes and hated Redcoats. “Brothers, Let These Words Ring Out Not Only Across A Grateful Nation, But Also...
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Revealed: Why John Adams Became President
By Smaktakula 1) He couldn’t play guitar. 2) Unlike his cousin Sam, a successful brewer to this day, he had no marketable skills. 3) His career as a psychic proved a bust when he made well-publicized...
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